Take Babe-O-Rama in the third to win.

Well, yeah, it’s going to be everything that you expect but your expectations are pitifully low.  

Sorry, let me shake up the ball and try again.  The little doohickey is stuck on edge and can’t be read.

Yes, it will happen at about 11:18 pm your time.

He isn’t going to be reelected so try to relax and fire off a complaint to your congressman now and then.

If you think three weeks is just a ‘little late’ you probably can’t even SPELL pregnant.     

Why yes! If you haven’t been paying for Shareware, you will go directly to the darkest depths of hell.

Bet the spread.  I don’t care if you have ta steal the kid’s lunch money, this is a sure thing!